Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Toddler Say

“Don’t worry, Mommy! I fix it!”

“I found the scissors!” (and the related, “Look, Mommy! I cut it!”)

“I wipe it up, Mommy!”

“I threw it in the trash!”

“The DVD not working!” (this usually means he’s trying to slide a CD into a narrow gap in a drawer or a toy)


  1. hahaha! those are great, i can relate to them all.

    what about, “mommy, i make poopoo!!” while running, naked from the waist down, at a friend’s house (where you haven’t yet shown him/her where to find the toilet). and the search is on!


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