“Honey, where’s the grass-fed, locally raised beef?”
“See the jar of frozen, organic, locally grown raspberries? It’s behind them, next to the placenta capsules I’m saving for menopause.”
For more in this series, select the “You Know You’re a Crunchy Mama…” category from the drop-down to the right.
Imperfect Happiness 
Hahaha! Yup, I think checking freezers for placentas in either pill form for menopause or ppd or awaiting burial under a tree in the backyard is an excellent criteria for crunchiness.
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