Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Toddler Say

“Don’t worry, Mommy! I fix it!”

“I found the scissors!” (and the related, “Look, Mommy! I cut it!”)

“I wipe it up, Mommy!”

“I threw it in the trash!”

“The DVD not working!” (this usually means he’s trying to slide a CD into a narrow gap in a drawer or a toy)