Noun. The aroma that results when the following conditions converge:
1. Indoor cats
2. Litter boxes
3. Vacation of one week or longer
4. A bathroom vanity that covers a heat vent
5. A trash can in the bathroom vanity (see #4)
6. Instructions to the woman scooping the litter while one is on vacation to put the cat poop in the trash can (see #5) in the bathroom vanity (see #4)
If you are familiar with the effects of the type of aromatherapy diffuser that heats the essential oil to spread the fragrance throughout a space, you are familiar with the effect of aromatherapoop.
Example:
“Oh no! Did the cats poop on the rug while we were on vacation?” “No, that’s just the aromatherapoop.“
Imperfect Happiness 
we use plastic bags tied up and deposited in a diaper pail for the poo bags. that helps quite a bit.
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That’s our usual plan. My husband was trying to make things easier for the cat-sitter, but didn’t think it through. Now we know.
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ewwwww 😦 hope you had some incense!
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Yep, and odor-eliminating fabric spray. Even though the fabric didn’t stink, spraying the carpets and futon with the odor-eliminating spray seemed to help eliminate the odors from the upper floor of our home.
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And the hair is a kind of floating condiment–
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We’ve already Furminated the cats. I’m hopeful that will help with the floating condiment.
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